Ah, Agent 47.
The world's baldest, deadliest, and yet somehow still the calmest assassin ever known is at it again, this time in Thailand. While not sampling Thai cuisine or learning the pronunciation of words like "long wang" and "ho lee sheet", he spends the rest of his time in this new episode assassinating anyone who has more hair than he does.
"Club 27", the fourth mission in the ever-expanding Hitman episodic series, is set in the Himmapan luxury hotel and resort just outside Bangkok. Aside from the various soaps and oriental oils, Himmapan is also home to some really savory fellows...Â
Jordan Cross, lead singer of indie band The Class, is one of the main targets in this location. Just look at him. He has so much facial hair that even if 47 was not being paid to kill him, our bald-headed anti-hero would off this guy for free just to make the world a better place.
Apparently Jordan here is more than just your average hipster douchebag. A year before this swanky episode takes place, an aspiring actress fell from his penthouse suite to her death. The cops ruled off the whole thing as an accident, but the girl's parents seem convinced that Jordan played a part in her downfall (literally) and would like nothing more than for Cross to have an accident of his own. A very... bald accident.
The other target that resides in this hotel is one Ken Morgan, Cross' family lawyer and fixer of the whole cover-up that saved Jordan years in prison.
While not having as much hair as Jordan, he still possesses a lot more than 47 has seen in a lifetime and that's more than enough reason for him to die.
Episode 4: Bangkok provides an all-new level for Hitman players to explore and experiment with killing superiorly-haired victims in countless new ways. The level includes 75 unique challenges that unlock new disguises, weapons, and items that add to your arsenal of creative death-dealing toys.
Already out for the PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One, Episode 4: Bangkok allows all of us to live the dream of being bald while killing hipsters and crooked lawyers (not everyone can be bald, you know).
Check out the trailer here: